Thursday, December 29, 2016

PETS OVER PEOPLE



As part of their evolutionary destiny animals have been substituting humans—sometimes because they were better suited for the job or just more expendable. As beats of burdens lugging the load, winged messengers, or more recently bomb sniffers—they had jobs thrust upon them; mostly undesirable ones vacated by humans.

But often we see urban jungle dwellers extending the function of animals to a humanoid level—that is, seeking them to fulfil roles that easily could be desired by humans. What’s one to make of that?! Are humans failing to relate to each other at an interpersonal level? Why are we turning to the low rankers of the evolutionary ladder instead of the evolutionary elite?

When did animals turn human—outside of fairy tales and inside our drawing rooms?!

A pampered pet class has been around as a status statement or personal whim. But this cute-on-call pet was an accessory to the Complete Family. These lavished upon expensive breathing toys were often the affected eccentricities of the Haves. However privileged the pet, it was fitted around family obligations, social rituals, personal commitments. The pet was a pet—always an animal. When? How? Why? Did this pet turn into a person?

In this new equation the helplessness of the pet is matched by the confusion of the human. The Master is enslaved to the Servant by the forces of need created by—emotional support denied by humans, alienating situations, or the fear of intimacy/commitment. Pets have become for some (and who knows for how many to come) comfortable objects of expressed-displayed affection.  

Humans want someone to care for, relax around, and share with…just someone to come home to. But to handle the complications and emotional demands of human relationships is not always possible. So that brings in the pet into the picture subconsciously as a substitute person. The owner projects on it human feelings and wants—which the animal is not even capable of experiencing!

In science-speak, when you make an animal a person—attributing to it human motivations and characteristics—it is called anthromorphism. Or try Pet-Turned-Person.